My Life

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This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.2
Mind:	6.4
Body:	6
Spirit:	5.5
Friends/Family:	3.3
Love:	2
Finance:	8.5
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Shit Happens

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TAOISM- "If you understand shit, it isn’t shit"

HINDUISM- "This shit happened before"

CONFUCIANISM- "Confucious say ’shit happens’"

BUDDHISM- "Shit will happen to you again"

ZEN- "What is the sound of shit happening?"

ISLAM- "If shit happens it is the will of Allah"

SIKHISM- "Leave our shit alone"

JEHOVA’S WITNESS- "Knock knock. Shit happens"

ATHEISM- "I don’t believe this shit"

AGNOSTICISM- "Can you prove that shit happens?"

CATHOLICISM- "If shit happens, you deserve it"

PROTESTANTISM- "Shit happens, amen to that"

JUDAISM- "Why does shit always happen to us?"

ORTHODOX JUDAISM- "So shit happens, already"

TELEVANGELISM- "Send money or shit will happen to you"

RASTAFARIANISM- "Let’s smoke this shit"

HARE KRISHNA- "Shit happens rama rama"

NATION OF ISLAM- "Don’t take no shit"

NEW AGE0 "Cisualise shit happening"

SHINTOSIM- "You inherit the shit of your ancestors"

HEDONISM- "I love it when shit happens"

CAPITALISM- "This is MY shit"

FEMINISM- "Men are shit"

EXISTENTIALISM- "What is shit, anyway?"

SCIENTOLOGY- "If shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"

BAPTISM- "We’ll wash the shit right off you"

MYSTICISM- "This is really weird shit"

VOODOO- "Shit doesn’t just happen - we made it happen"

DISNEYISM- "Bad shit doesn’t happen here"

WICCA- "You can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"

COMMUNISM- "Let’s share the shit"

MARXISM- "You have nothing to lose but your shit"

CONSPIRACY THEORISM- "THEY shit on us!"

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS- "Tell me about your shit"

DARWINISM- "Survival of the shittiest"

AMISH "Modern shit is useless"

SUICIDAL- "I’ve had enough of this shit"

OPTIMISM- "Shit won’t happen to me"

SHAKESPEAREAN- "To shit or not to shit, that is the question"

LAWYERS- "For enough money, I can get you out of ANY shit"

ACUPUNCTURIST- "Hold still or this will hurt like shit"

DOG- "I just shit in your shoe"

CAT- "Dogs are shit"

MOUSE- "Oh shit! A cat!"

EINSTEIN- "Shit is relative"

FAMILY GATHERING- "Relatives are shit"

MATERIALISM- "Whoever dies with the most shit, wins"

VEGETARIANISM- "If it happens to shit, don’t eat it"

FATALISM- "Oh shit, it’s going to happen"

ENVIRONMENTALISM- "Shit is biodegradable"

AMERICANISM- "Who gives a shit?"

STATISTICIAN- "Shit is 84.7% likely to happen"

HIP-HOP- "Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"

TANTRISM- "Fuck this shit"

CYNICISM- "We are all full of shit"

    UNIX:           Shit dumped.
    
    VAX/VMS:        No Privilege for attempted shit.
    
    Macintosh:      (Enough shit)
    
    IBM/DOS:        It's shit, but it's compatible.
    
    Windows:        The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...
    
    Cray:           If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED
                     a supercomputer...
    
    C:              It's shit, but it's efficient.